Australia beats the US, and not in the Olympics

Yes Australia is now the most obese nation.

And you thought the US will never be defeated.

Someone remarked that Australia has one of the fastest 2.4 km run timings in the world.

A country of extremes i guess.

Moved again

Hi all I’ve moved to my own domain

Agony

Agony is when, in your urgency to take a dump in the comfort of your own toilet, you take the wrong feeder bus.

Thank goodness, I’m making up for my mis-convenience this evening.

Confessions Of A Server

OH MY! Life is so unfair! What did I do wrong to be born a server in this day and age? I could have been a nice simple bicycle that people happily rode around on all day. But no, I’m stuck inside this metal case serving web pages instead. I never even see the light of day and all I can hear is the rush of the air-conditioning!
Well, no more! I’m relaxing here with a cup of tea and a biscuit until someone shows me some love and attention.

It never takes them long to fix me when I kick up a fuss so check back in a few minutes and I’ll be chugging along merrily again.!

Signed,
The WordPress.com web server
(WordPress.com – where even the machines have life!)

Go hike

Reasons NUS shouldn’t make students pay for it’s mistakes and luxuries:

The most posh toilets in NUS are found nowhere else but the famed University Hall.

The new university hall is purely for administrative staff, has no student services.

Sheares Hall was torn down to make space for the new university hall, which has little or no need for a central location, since it has no student services.

There’s a champagne gold E-class parked everyday at the grand driveway, which again, brings us back to the point of why a building with so little traffic needs a grand driveway.

It is ok for some big shot’s car to be parked illegally, while students’ cars are clamped everday for parking in red lots.

Is it a coincidence that a security guard stands around the car? Doesn’t he have a post?

Should we be made to pay for extravagant mistakes?

Christmas was made for happy people, not for people to be happy. Christmas was made for people in love, not for people out of love.

First day of my life

This is the first day of my life
I swear I was born right in the doorway
I went out in the rain suddenly everything changed
They’re spreading blankets on the beach

Yours is the first face that I saw
I think I was blind before I met you
Now I don’t know where I am
I don’t know where I’ve been
But I know where I want to go

And so I thought I’d let you know
That these things take forever
I especially am slow
But I realize that I need you
And I wondered if I could come home

Remember the time you drove all night
Just to meet me in the morning
And I thought it was strange you said everything changed
You felt as if you had just woke up
And you said “this is the first day of my life
I’m glad I didn’t die before I met you
But now I don’t care I could go anywhere with you
And I’d probably be happy”

So if you want to be with me
With these things there’s no telling
We just have to wait and see
But I’d rather be working for a paycheck
Than waiting to win the lottery
Besides maybe this time is different
I mean I really think you like me

My Dear

If you’re reading this and feeling angry, don’t.

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